The After 5 Catalog, which celebrates all things related to drinking, promises that the bra – when full – will increase your bust by two bra cup sizes. It doesn’t say how that translates out into fluid ounces, however.
The catalog does actually say this:
If you’re going to whine about being flat-chested – may as well wine about being flat-chested!
Just imagine all the fun you’ll have dispensing 98.6-degree Chardonnay to your friends, for only $29.95 and a backache.