Not Exactly Mother’s Milk…

The Wine Rack is a liquid-holding sports bra, sort of the Pamela Anderson of the Camelbak-type hydration dispensers.

The After 5 Catalog, which celebrates all things related to drinking, promises that the bra – when full – will increase your bust by two bra cup sizes. It doesn’t say how that translates out into fluid ounces, however.

The catalog does actually say this:

If you’re going to whine about being flat-chested – may as well wine about being flat-chested!

Just imagine all the fun you’ll have dispensing 98.6-degree Chardonnay to  your friends, for only $29.95 and a backache.

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